I spent a couple dozen hours over a couple weeks looking for a unicorn- a human-average sized, dual density toy with balls, ideally uncut and in either blue or a healthy flesh tone. Clearly since I'm writing this review I sacrificed on two of those goals, but I can mostly ignore the horror show 80s hot pink and have accepted uncut toys still being niche.
This "Blush Neo Elite 6 Inch Silicone Dual Density Suction Cup Dildo" is absolutely delightful; the texture is pleasant to squish with hands or vaginal muscles, but firm enough for easy insertion. The shaft is short enough to use as a g-spotter and to let me grind on those nicely squishy balls without worrying about hitting my (extremely sensitive) cervix but long enough to allow vigorous use without falling out. I specifically got it as a compliment to my Womanizer as I like having something to grasp internally.
Oh, and the thing more than paid for itself in entertainment value when my husband grabbed it and SUCTION CUPPED IT TO HIS FOREHEAD. Repeatedly. I thought I was going to die from suffocation I was laughing so hard. At no time did it fall off, it had to be peeled off. We then wandered around the house sticking it to things and it clung to anything kind of flat and mostly smooth with the aplomb of a damned gecko basking in the sun. So if that's what you're looking for this is a champ.
